What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Why do Democrats keep calling Patriots/President Trump supporters "sore losers"? Do they purposefully ignore the massive fraud that took place, or genuinely think that there was zero fraud?

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Make Nazis afraid again!

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Why do flat earthers delete their answers after being proven wrong? Are they just being ignorant and arrogant?

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

What is the reason behind some people referring to themselves as "nice guys" instead of simply being nice?

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

TEXT:

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Is spinach easy to grow?

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.